Eternam

Welcome to Eternam, the galaxy’s most beloved amusement park. You are Don Jonz, officer for the United Forces, and you’ve come here for your well-earned vacations, where you will play as a virtual barbarian. There’s just one tiny problem: your nemesis, Mikhail Nuke, has teamed up with the Dragoons and has taken over Eternam. It’s up to you to put an end to their schemes in this 3D comedy-adventure game that’s a mish-mash of 80s movies and various historical periods.

With only the beautiful genius technician Tracy to help you out, you must traverse the different zones of the park to find Mikhail. Travel through West World and fight android cowboys, or go to Medieval World, or Ancient Rome, or even Ancient Egypt. You’ll need your wits, skill, and no small amount of humor to get through this mess. But that’s what you signed up for, Officer Jonz. Enjoy what’s left of your vacations!