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Welcome to Happy’s Humble Burger Cult, where the burgers are greasy, the customers are demanding, and the workplace safety regulations have apparently been sacrificed to something ancient and unknowable. This first-person cooking horror game serves up a deliciously deranged mix of fast-food management, survival horror, dark comedy, and outright chaos.

Your job sounds simple enough: cook burgers, fry sides, pour drinks, take orders, and keep the restaurant ticking over. There’s just one tiny problem. You’re working for Paragon Corporation, and its idea of a perfectly normal shift involves bizarre experiments, reality-bending disasters, and something called Asset Joy that really, really wants you dead.

When the restaurant’s simulation inevitably goes off the rails, you’ll need to keep your wits about you. Happy's Humble Burger Cult can even listen to your microphone, meaning your own voice can become part of the madness. Say the wrong thing and you might attract unwanted attention. Say the right thing, and you could discover strange ways to manipulate the world around you. Just remember: talking to your burger probably won’t make it cook faster.

Things get even more unpredictable thanks to more than 35 modifiers that can transform each shift into a fresh nightmare. Maybe you’ll be buried under a tidal wave of customers. Maybe your equipment will decide it has better things to do. Maybe the restaurant will simply descend into complete nonsense. Whatever happens, you’ll have to adapt quickly if you want to hit your targets and make it out alive.

And yes, there’s money involved. Complete contracts, collect your hard-earned cash, buy useful boosters, gamble your profits on tougher challenges, or spend your money on mysterious rituals that might help uncover what’s really going on. Because apparently a normal employee benefits package was too much to ask.

You don’t have to face the madness alone, either. Team up with up to three friends and turn the restaurant into a four-person disaster zone. Coordinate orders, divide up the workload, scream when something horrible appears, and then blame whoever was supposed to be watching the grill.

As the follow-up to Happy's Humble Burger Farm, Happy's Humble Burger Cult expands the bizarre universe of Paragon Corporation with more mysteries, more mayhem, and considerably more reasons to distrust your employer. So grab your spatula, clock in for your shift, and remember the golden rule of fast food: keep the customers happy, keep the burgers moving, and absolutely do not ask what’s happening in the basement.