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I’m all about motorcycles, retro gaming, and the golden handheld era of the PSP and PS Vita. I love the thrill of the ride just as much as the nostalgia of classic games. I believe games can bring people together, spark creativity, and make the world a little brighter—one adventure at a time.

Bottle Can Float: A Digital Zen Garden for 2025
Dec 18, 2025, 2:28 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Set your bottle adrift in this no-pressure zen sim. Relax with stone skipping, hidden creatures, and beautiful rivers. Pure digital peace.
Bottle Can Float is a minimalist, ultra-relaxing indie simulation game developed by Kayla.Z and published by Happy Kayla. After a period in Early Access (which began in October 2023), the full version of the game was officially released on December 16, 2025. The game is designed with a "no goals, no pressure" philosophy (just like Dream Garden or Tiny Glade), serving more as a digital zen garden or a relaxation tool than a traditional challenge-based game. Why Bottle Can Float...
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Out Of Time Review: Co-op Chaos Across All Eras
Dec 17, 2025, 11:38 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Time shattered! Out Of Time is a fast-paced co-op roguelite. Mix gear from all eras to fight in The Tangle. Stay tethered or die!
Imagine this: You’re swinging a medieval broadsword, your teammate is unleashing volleys from a cyberpunk plasma cannon, and the horde charging you includes both a Tyrannosaurus Rex wearing tank armor and a squad of Roman centurions. Sounds like a fever dream, right? Welcome to Out Of Time, the fast-paced, genre-bending roguelite that Manticore Games dropped on us in 2025. Forget classes; forget predictable dungeon layouts. The Shattering has broken the calendar, and the result is the most gloriously chaotic multiplayer experience...
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Outbreak Zero: The Solo Dev's UE5 Nightmare
Dec 17, 2025, 10:32 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Solo-developed UE5 survival horror. Survive a subway zombie outbreak as Max, manage scarce ammo, solve puzzles, and uncover the virus's brutal truth.
Get ready to check your corners and ration your bullets! The survival horror genre just got a tense new entry, and it’s a passion project from a single developer. Outbreak Zero, the brainchild of Next Generation Gaming, has officially arrived, promising to scratch that classic survival horror itch we’ve all been craving. Built using the visually stunning Unreal Engine 5, this indie title plunges players onto PC (via Steam and the Epic Games Store) into a world suddenly devoured by a...
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JWE3 Wetlands Pack: New Dinosaurs & Swampy Scenery!
Dec 16, 2025, 12:36 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Dive into the JWE3 Wetlands Pack! 3 new dino families (Irritator, Austroraptor), swamp scenery, and rustic structures!
The prehistoric world just got a whole lot wetter, wilder, and more wonderful! If you've been eagerly crafting your ultimate dinosaur paradise in Jurassic World Evolution 3, get ready to explore a brand new ecosystem with the highly anticipated Wetlands Pack, which has officially splashed down! New Species Splashing into the Swamps Since the release of the incredible Jurassic World Evolution 3 on October 21, 2025, fans have been captivated by the game's revolutionary "Generations" feature, allowing us to witness full...
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Pioneers of Pagonia: The Settlers' True Heir Arrives!
Dec 16, 2025, 11:46 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
The ultimate logistics city-builder! Unite Pagonia's islands, manage complex chains, and defeat the fog.
It’s official: the wait is over, the fog has lifted, and the bustling world of Pagonia is finally complete. On December 11, 2025, Envision Entertainment—led by the legendary Volker Wertich, creator of the original The Settlers—launched the full 1.0 version of Pioneers of Pagonia. What Makes Pagonia Special? Logistics and the Pioneer Promise For years, city-builder fans have yearned for a true spiritual successor to the classics, one where the charm of watching tiny workers (Wuselfaktor) meets the depth of intricate logistics....
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Raiders of Blackveil EA Launch: MOBA Meets Roguelite
Dec 15, 2025, 12:00 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Top-down PvE extraction roguelite. Build powerful animal rebels with 300+ perks. Raid the Blackveil Corp!
Get ready to gear up, gather your squad, and dive into the latest gaming obsession! Today marks the launch of Raiders of Blackveil into Early Access on Steam, and if you're looking for a fresh, high-octane experience, this is one you absolutely cannot miss. Raiders of Blackveil isn't just another dungeon crawler—it's a bold and brilliant genre blend that mixes the best of several worlds. Developed and published by the new independent studio Wombo Games (founded by IO Interactive co-founder Janos...
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CASSETTE BOY: 2026's Mind-Bending RPG
Dec 15, 2025, 10:32 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
A reality-bending RPG where the unseen disappears! Rotate the world to solve puzzles & fight monsters using the "Schrödinger System."
We've all heard the thought experiment: “If I’m not looking at the moon, is it still there?” It's a question often attributed to Einstein, playfully challenging the paradoxes of quantum mechanics. Most of us dismiss it as philosophy—but for the team at Wonderland Kazakiri, it’s the core of an entire game. Enter CASSETTE BOY, a puzzle action RPG set to launch on January 15, 2026, that doesn't just ask this question; it makes it your single, reality-bending gameplay mechanic. On the...
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Storm Lancers: Our First Impressions (Roguelite Co-op!)
Dec 13, 2025, 10:29 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
A 2D roguelite co-op action game! Fight, die, and get permanent upgrades on the alien world Cryptica. Neon chaos meets '80s sci-fi!
Get ready to grab a controller, a friend, and a ridiculously cool sci-fi sword. Storm Lancers, the high-octane 2D action roguelite from ProbablyMonsters, has crash-landed, and it's bringing the frantic energy of 80s anime and the addictive progression loop of modern roguelites together in one slick package. We just spent a significant amount of time slashing, dashing, and electrocuting our way across the dying alien world of Cryptica, and trust us—you're going to want to pack a friend for this perilous...
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Keep the Heroes Out!: Why Being the Bad Guy Feels So Good
Dec 13, 2025, 9:30 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Defend your dungeon! As monsters, cooperate and use deck-building to stop heroes from looting your treasury in this asymmetric, tactical defense game.
Tired of always being the "hero" in every fantasy setting? Ready to swap your shiny armor for a terrifying roar? Then prepare to step into the dark and defend what's truly yours: your hard-earned treasure! Keep the Heroes Out! is not your average dungeon crawl—it's an asymmetric, cooperative dungeon defense board game that flips the script. You and your friends take on the roles of a variety of quirky, powerful, and utterly unique monster clans. Forget saving the princess; your mission...
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PIONER: Surviving Tartarus
Dec 12, 2025, 4:00 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
PIONER: Survive a Soviet island overrun by mutants and anomalies. Hardcore FPS/MMO with deep crafting & high-stakes PvP extraction.
The air here is thick with radiation and the ghosts of a failed future. You wipe the condensation from your cracked gas mask, the cold weight of your modified AK-74 a small comfort against the silent, mutated landscape. For years, we’ve been waiting for a game to truly capture the soul-crushing dread, the rich Soviet-era mystery, and the high-stakes risk of the post-apocalyptic shooter genre. That wait is almost over. PIONER, the new Open-World MMO FPS, is stepping out of...
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Bluey's Quest for the Gold Pen: It's Everything We Imagined!
Dec 12, 2025, 3:00 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Chase Bandit's villain alter ego, King Goldie Horns, for the Gold Pen! Explore Bluey's hand-drawn world in this 9-level adventure game.
If you're a parent or a kid (or just a kid at heart like me!), you've undoubtedly fallen under the charming spell of Bluey. The Heeler family has captivated audiences worldwide with their imaginative play, relatable family dynamics, and surprisingly deep emotional intelligence. But what if Bluey's world expanded beyond the screen, directly into our hands for an all-new, interactive adventure? Well, hold onto your tinsel, because that's exactly what's happened! An Original Quest: Story by Bluey Creator Joe Brumm Forget everything...
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Anxiety Puppy: A Narrative Journey
Dec 11, 2025, 4:05 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Anxiety is a puppy needing a hug. A warm, hand-drawn narrative about self-reconciliation and befriending your inner worry.
If you've ever spent a sleepless night replaying awkward conversations in your head or felt that tight, familiar squeeze in your chest before a big presentation, you know what it's like to live with anxiety. It’s an invisible force—a constant, often overwhelming, background noise. But what if you could actually see that anxiety? What if it wasn't a shadow or a burden but a tiny, trembling puppy just waiting for a hug? The Puppy Personified: Meeting Your Inner Worry That’s the beautiful, heartwarming...
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Bits & Bops: A Casual Indie Rhythm Game
Dec 11, 2025, 3:11 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Bits & Bops: Action-packed, ultra-precise indie rhythm collection with 20+ mini-games & stunning hand-drawn 2D animation!
There is an undeniable, visceral thrill that defines the rhythm game experience. It's the moment your fingers move in perfect synchronicity with the soundtrack, the instant where pure focus and musical ecstasy merge, leaving you buzzing with success. It’s this universal feeling of flow and adrenaline that secures the legacy of successful rhythm titles year after year. But as the genre evolves, we're seeing games that refuse to be pigeonholed. Have you ever encountered a rhythm game that is simultaneously a...
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Forge Legends, Shape Kingdoms: Magic Forge Tycoon
Dec 10, 2025, 12:46 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Master the Astral Forge! Craft enchanted weapons, fuel wars or forge peace, and become the realm's ultimate fantasy arms dealer.
Picture this: You're not just a blacksmith—you're the shadowy puppet master of a fantasy world. With every glowing hammer strike on your astral forge, you craft enchanted weapons that don't just slay dragons; they decide who conquers the throne. In Magic Forge Tycoon, developed by the indie wizards at Clever Trickster Studio (known for Blood Bar Tycoon), your forge isn't a humble workshop—it's a geopolitical powerhouse. Fulfill shady contracts for warring factions, hoard rare resources on a volatile market,...
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Nova Roma: Building an Empire, Appeasing the Gods!
Dec 10, 2025, 11:52 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Build your New Rome in Nova Roma! Lead survivors from a crumbling empire, master aqueducts, supply chains, gods, and defenses in this immersive city-builder.
Rome crumbles: columns thunder, legions scatter like Vesuvius ash. From ruins rises Nova Roma—rebuild the empire! From Kingdoms and Castles and Manor Lords devs Hooded Horse, the player will lead the survivors to forge a metropolis. Survive with aqueducts, supply chains for bread/wine/pottery, and gladiator arenas. Beware gods' temples, tricky edicts, and lurking raiders. EA hits Jan 22, 2026 (Steam, Epic, GOG, day-one Game Pass). We'll unpack the demo, key mechanics, and 2026 breakout potential. Laurels on—rebuild Rome! Rebuilding Rome: Dive into Nova Roma's...
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Baseless: A Gravity Defiance Saga
Dec 9, 2025, 11:35 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Defy gravity! Master recoil movement to planet-jump, shoot, and shield your way through challenging, vibrant cosmic chaos.
Remember when games dared to be truly different? When they threw out the rulebook and demanded you rethink how you moved, fought, and even existed within their digital worlds? Get ready for a serious dose of that nostalgic, yet fresh, challenge with Baseless, the planet-hopping shooter from Fermenter Games that launched on December 4, 2025. This isn't your average run-and-gun. This is a game where your gun isn't just for blasting enemies; it's your primary mode of transportation. Imagine Super...
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High Fructose: The High-Octane Fruit Frenzy
Dec 9, 2025, 11:01 AM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Ninja fox slays demonic fruit in a high-speed FPS roguelite with wall runs, auto-fire weapons, and persistent upgrades.
Welcome, ninjas, to the orchard of doom! If you’ve been craving a game that blends the lightning-fast movement of a parkour master, the satisfying gore of a heavy metal FPS, and the endless replayability of a top-tier roguelite, then look no further. High Fructose—the action-packed debut from Chazak Games—has finally dropped its highly anticipated Early Access build, and the fruit-slaying revolution has officially begun! Ready to dive into a world where every successful run feels like a masterclass in flow state,...
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Military Logistics Simulator: The Supply Chain Hero
Dec 8, 2025, 5:22 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Command military supply lines, drive heavy trucks, manage your FOB, and deploy support in this detailed logistics simulator!
When you think of a military game, your mind probably jumps to the front lines: the intense firefights, the strategic maneuvers, and the heroic charges. But what happens after the smoke clears? Who ensures the fuel gets to the tanks, the ammo reaches the platoons, and the wounded make it to the MASH unit? Meet the unsung heroes—the logistics officers and supply chain soldiers. And now, you can step into their demanding, high-stakes world with Military Logistics Simulator. Building the Backbone: Why...
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Everdream Village: The Ultimate Cozy Life & Breeding Sim
Dec 8, 2025, 4:08 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Simulate a gentle life: plant crops, raise animals, explore, and build your ideal home & community.
Tired of the pixel grind? Get ready to put on your overalls and step into a world of vibrant 3D charm! Everdream Village is the highly anticipated follow-up to Everdream Valley, promising a fresh, relaxing take on the farm-sim genre (Farming Simulator 25). Often likened to a fully realized 3D version of the beloved Stardew Valley formula, this game focuses on creating the ultimate thriving, cozy, and dynamic village experience. It's time to build your dream home and...
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Yakuza 0 Director's Cut: Kiryu & Majima's 1988 Origin Story
Dec 8, 2025, 12:15 PM I_hate_league_of_legends Gaming News
Experience 1988: Kiryu and Majima's epic origin story, featuring new cutscenes, English voiceover, 4K/60FPS, and online co-op.
For veterans of the neon-soaked streets of Kamurocho and Sotenbori, the name Yakuza 0 evokes a specific kind of reverence. It's the origin story, the heart of the Dragon of Dojima and the Mad Dog of Shimano, a masterclass in storytelling, brutal combat, and hilariously bizarre side quests. But imagine if that masterpiece could be enhanced, expanded, and brought screaming into a new generation. Well, fellow yakuza enthusiasts, that's precisely what we're getting with the Yakuza 0 Director's Cut,...
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