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Be. The. Goat. No, seriously, that's what you can be, you can finally live out your dream of being a goat via a video game! What? You...don't dream of being a goat...oh...ok...well, if you would like to still try out what it means to be a goat (and come on, it'd be fun) then Goat Simulator is for you! This is a real video game, one that is constantly growing and evolving, all the while keeping to one steadfast promise, to deliver the greatest goat game experience ever. Are you ready to be the goat? Take a moment if you need to think, we can wait. Back? Good! Because Goat Simulator is the ultimate goat simulator, you'll be able to cause maximum destruction as a goat, because that's what goats do! But the best part is, your goat can do it in style! As you wander around and destroy stuff you can do tricks to make them shine! Destroy a fence and do a backflip while doing it! Because why not? The cooler the destruction, the more points you get! That's right, you get points for doing cool kinds of destruction!!! Plus, if you want to take your goat on a special kind of adventure, you can jump into the Steam Workshop and go nuts! Take your goat to new heights, or new lows, it's a goat, it doesn't care! Either way, you'll find ways to take the insanity of Goat Simulator to even new levels of insanity! This may be a stupid game, but it's a stupid game you can have LOTS of fun in! So why not try out Goat Simulator? What's the worst that could happen?
Goat Simulator
Be. The. Goat. No, seriously, that's what you can be, you can finally live out your dream of being a goat via a video game! What? You...don't dream of being a goat...oh...ok...well, if you would like to still try out what it means to be a goat (and come on, it'd be fun) then Goat Simulator is for you! This is a real video game, one that is constantly growing and evolving, all the while keeping to one steadfast promise, to deliver the greatest goat game experience ever. Are you ready to be the goat? Take a moment if you need to think, we can wait. Back? Good! Because Goat Simulator is the ultimate goat simulator, you'll be able to cause maximum destruction as a goat, because that's what goats do! But the best part is, your goat can do it in style! As you wander around and destroy stuff you can do tricks to make them shine! Destroy a fence and do a backflip while doing it! Because why not? The cooler the destruction, the more points you get! That's right, you get points for doing cool kinds of destruction!!! Plus, if you want to take your goat on a special kind of adventure, you can jump into the Steam Workshop and go nuts! Take your goat to new heights, or new lows, it's a goat, it doesn't care! Either way, you'll find ways to take the insanity of Goat Simulator to even new levels of insanity! This may be a stupid game, but it's a stupid game you can have LOTS of fun in! So why not try out Goat Simulator? What's the worst that could happen?
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